i'm jon crowley (nedhepburn: sometimes when i go out i get “you...)

2 years ago

nedhepburn:
sometimes when i go out i get “you look like jeremy piven”. only sometimes. but it bums me out as i met the guy one time and he was a total asshole and brushed me off… and not in that “hey im sort of busy” way, but that “fuck you, youre below me” sort of way. it was fucking midday and you were just being a dick to be a dick, Mr Piv. its like, fuck, you were in “PCU”, what the fuck allows you to get an ego that large? and thats coming from me and i have an overdeveloped ego as it is (hint: its all an act). but regardless, jeremy, why you gotta be a d-bag to your fans people that see you on TV? MAYBE i can remember the other time i sort of met you when i was working at Anthropologie in Beverly Hills because i desperately needed a job and they were the only place that was hiring and you came in and bought five stuffed dolphins to give to your five lady friends, hmm? thought that wouldnt get out? nice white v-neck shirt, by the way. if i find you listening to No Age and waxing philosophically about boner jokes i’ll see you in court, sir.
for the record, PCU was AWESOME.

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sometimes when i go out i get “you look like jeremy piven”. only sometimes. but it bums me out as i met the guy one time and he was a total asshole and brushed me off… and not in that “hey im sort of busy” way, but that “fuck you, youre below me” sort of way. it was fucking midday and you were just being a dick to be a dick, Mr Piv. its like, fuck, you were in “PCU”, what the fuck allows you to get an ego that large? and thats coming from me and i have an overdeveloped ego as it is (hint: its all an act). but regardless, jeremy, why you gotta be a d-bag to your ~~fans~~ people that see you on TV? MAYBE i can remember the other time i sort of met you when i was working at Anthropologie in Beverly Hills because i desperately needed a job and they were the only place that was hiring and you came in and bought five stuffed dolphins to give to your five lady friends, hmm? thought that wouldnt get out? nice white v-neck shirt, by the way. if i find you listening to No Age and waxing philosophically about boner jokes i’ll see you in court, sir.

for the record, PCU was AWESOME.