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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

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Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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momongamon:

Taylor Godfrey by Chris Shintani

momongamon:

Taylor Godfrey by Chris Shintani

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brianmichaelbendis:

David Aja’s Iron Fist

Possibly my favourite comic of all time.

brianmichaelbendis:

David Aja’s Iron Fist

Possibly my favourite comic of all time.

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But degree or no, 9th turned out to be a born teacher. The filmmaker caught him giving the class a semester-long assignment — to decide, collectively, on a list of albums that constitute standards of the genre.

To do that, students paid attention to sampling: the art of taking snippets of sound from other, earlier records and dropping them into new work. Harvard’s Henry Louis Gates, Jr., heads the W.E.B. Du Bois Institute, and says sampling has a well-established literary equivalent.

"T.S. Elliot. Herman Melville, with Moby-Dick. Ulysses by James Joyce is an entire extended riff on The Odyssey by Homer. That’s how literature works — it’s repetition, with a difference," Gates says. "And sampling is just another word for what, in literary circles, we call intertexuality."

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Hip Hop Academy: Inside A Beatmaker’s Harvard Class : NPR

What I would have given to have taken this class as an undergrad.

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aftermath. #wsimprov

aftermath. #wsimprov

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#wsimprov 
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quarterlifequandary:

Captain America is part of Leafs Nation. (he wears that hat ALL THE TIME)

respect.

quarterlifequandary:

Captain America is part of Leafs Nation. (he wears that hat ALL THE TIME)

respect.

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jayparkinsonmd:

They nail it every single time:

Physician Shoots Off A Few Adderall Prescriptions To Improve Yelp Rating:
“Patients are always happy when I sign that prescription slip and hand it to them—it’s pretty much a guaranteed five-star rating. In a business that survives by word of mouth, good reviews are absolutely essential.” In addition, Hawley confirmed he hasn’t advised a single patient to exercise regularly or maintain a healthy diet since 2011, saying he learned his lesson after receiving a devastating one-star review.


The sad state of healthcare.

jayparkinsonmd:

They nail it every single time:

Physician Shoots Off A Few Adderall Prescriptions To Improve Yelp Rating:

“Patients are always happy when I sign that prescription slip and hand it to them—it’s pretty much a guaranteed five-star rating. In a business that survives by word of mouth, good reviews are absolutely essential.” In addition, Hawley confirmed he hasn’t advised a single patient to exercise regularly or maintain a healthy diet since 2011, saying he learned his lesson after receiving a devastating one-star review.

The sad state of healthcare.

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nitramaraho:

northfalls:

”Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.” — Natalie Dormer for GQ Magazine (x)

ayy

I mean, really? REALLY? I am struck dumb.

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